im screaming like….androids are objectively 100% better than iphones but I will never buy one
YOU GUYS CANT EVEN FUCKING WAIT 5 DAYS TO MAKE THIS JOKE JESUS
Sometimes I’m Ernie. Sometimes I’m Bert.
wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying
I volunteered at an animal shelter yesterday and while I was hosing down the dozenth dirty dog kennel I thought to myself “why am I doing this without pay again?” and then I walked into the room with like 15 kittens in it and they all started meowing at me and I was like, yes, that’s why
I don’t understand how all Muslims are called terrorists because of what one group of 19 extremist men did 13 years ago.
But white people aren’t called terrorists when they invaded their countries, killed millions of civilians, when they shoot up schools, shoot up movie theaters, and kill random POC. Isn’t that something.
i deal with my personal problems the same way i study for tests
we were doing archery in gym and i said “little did you know, im the reincarnation of legolas” and then, without looking, i shot a bulls eye it was beautiful
We all know that feeling, vending machine